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2009 pix
by admin on Jul.05, 2009, under Weese Fest
view the complete gallery on the photo page!
Weesefest poster
by admin on Jun.23, 2009, under Weese Fest
Another great work of art by the official Weesefest poster artist Skillet Gilmore.
Weesisms from this past Sunday
by admin on Jun.09, 2009, under Weese Random thoughts
as posted by Jim Keller on Facebook…
Benton Weese. You know him, you love him, you are continually amazed at what falls out of his mouth on a regular basis.
It’s been too long since I’ve spent time with favorite Human Factor Engineer (who knew?????). Here are some tidbits from our time together yesterday.
The computer, off, is just a funny looking book.
Its cool to inhale that motherfucking shit, but its hell on the eyes.
The apendix is the body’s hand grenade.
I swallow.
I’m really lucky I didn’t get my dick erradicated.
Interesting haha or interesting like indiana jones?
I like american aquarium so suck my dick.
You think you’ve hit rock bottom try getting nailed on a cross, and walk away from it three days later.
The women squish cookies because the men are playing tubas.
Dragons are lazy bitches.
If my stepmom can lose a finger in a garage door just imagine what would happen to your dick.
new photo galleries up
by admin on Jan.25, 2009, under Weese Fest
Photos for all past Weese Fests have been uploaded. Use the photo link on the left to see em all.
more Weese-isms on the net
by admin on Jan.25, 2009, under Weese Fest
as found on ncscene.com
from Slim Jim
“As the Queen Bee of this party, If I puke, all bets are off”.
“I’ve eaten so much ass, everything tastes like ass.”
“i don’t hang with dogs with boners!” best weeseism of the night 5/14/06
Weese-isms on the net
by admin on Jan.25, 2009, under Weese Fest
from Indyweek.com:
07.03 WEESEFEST ‘08 @ THE POUR HOUSE
Walter Benton Weese is a Horniblows Tavern bartender, Pour House doorguy, undisputed Oak City arm-wrestling champ and July 3 birthday celebrant. He’s also known for his “Weese-isms,” according to the Pour House’s Chris Malarkey, which are the dumb/ funny/ profound things he says when, um, over-celebrating. This year’s birthday fest keys around “Weese in ‘08,” while past themes involved James Bond and mermaids—the latter due to Weese’s fixation with Ariel. (A healthy fixation, I’m sure.) Another of his likes leans toward guitar rock, as presented with just a hint of twang by Patty Hurst Shifter or a whiff of chaos by the T’s. American Aquarium, Left Outlet and Set to Sound round out this year’s Weesebill. $10/ 6 p.m. —Rick Cornell
Obamicon Weese
by admin on Jan.25, 2009, under Weese Fest
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Welcome to Weesefest.com
by admin on Jan.25, 2009, under Weese Fest
Home of the Weese and home of Weesefest! Soon you will find photos from Weesefest past events as well as future weesefest band announcements plus Weese himself will check in from time to time to tell us what he’s up to.