Weese Random thoughts
Weesisms from this past Sunday
by admin on Jun.09, 2009, under Weese Random thoughts
as posted by Jim Keller on Facebook…
Benton Weese. You know him, you love him, you are continually amazed at what falls out of his mouth on a regular basis.
It’s been too long since I’ve spent time with favorite Human Factor Engineer (who knew?????). Here are some tidbits from our time together yesterday.
The computer, off, is just a funny looking book.
Its cool to inhale that motherfucking shit, but its hell on the eyes.
The apendix is the body’s hand grenade.
I swallow.
I’m really lucky I didn’t get my dick erradicated.
Interesting haha or interesting like indiana jones?
I like american aquarium so suck my dick.
You think you’ve hit rock bottom try getting nailed on a cross, and walk away from it three days later.
The women squish cookies because the men are playing tubas.
Dragons are lazy bitches.
If my stepmom can lose a finger in a garage door just imagine what would happen to your dick.