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	<title>WEESE FEST 2009</title>
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	<description>fatty likes to rock!</description>
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		<title>2009 pix</title>
		<link>http://www.weesefest.com/?p=84</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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view the complete gallery on the photo page!
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view the complete gallery on the photo page!</strong></p>
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		<title>Weesefest poster</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
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Another great work of art by the official Weesefest poster artist Skillet Gilmore.
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Another great work of art by the official Weesefest poster artist Skillet Gilmore.</p>
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		<title>Weesisms from this past Sunday</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[as posted by Jim Keller on Facebook&#8230;
Benton Weese. You know him, you love him, you are continually amazed at what falls out of his mouth on a regular basis.
It&#8217;s been too long since I&#8217;ve spent time with favorite Human Factor Engineer (who knew?????). Here are some tidbits from our time together yesterday.
The computer, off, is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>as posted by Jim Keller on Facebook&#8230;</p>
<p>Benton Weese</strong>. You know him, you love him, you are continually amazed at what falls out of his mouth on a regular basis.<br />
It&#8217;s been too long since I&#8217;ve spent time with favorite Human Factor Engineer (who knew?????). Here are some tidbits from our time together yesterday.</p>
<p><em>The computer, off, is just a funny looking book.</p>
<p>Its cool to inhale that motherfucking shit, but its hell on the eyes.</p>
<p>The apendix is the body&#8217;s hand grenade.</p>
<p>I swallow.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m really lucky I didn&#8217;t get my dick erradicated.</p>
<p>Interesting haha or interesting like indiana jones?</p>
<p>I like american aquarium so suck my dick.</p>
<p>You think you&#8217;ve hit rock bottom try getting nailed on a cross, and walk away from it three days later.</p>
<p>The women squish cookies because the men are playing tubas.</p>
<p>Dragons are lazy bitches.</p>
<p>If my stepmom can lose a finger in a garage door just imagine what would happen to your dick. </em></p>
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		<title>WeeseFest Line up is now Complete!</title>
		<link>http://www.weesefest.com/?p=35</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 01:59:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[WeeseFest 2009 is:
Patty Hurst Shifter
The T&#8217;s
Birds of Avalon
Left Outlet
Skullbuckle
Steadham
Magic Mike
Check out this video of Patty Hurst Shifter ripping it up at WeeseFest 08!

Here is how I tear it up listening to The T&#8217;s (I&#8217;m the guy up front with a bald spot)

Here is a Birds of Avalon Video for your viewing pleasure!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WeeseFest 2009 is:</p>
<p>Patty Hurst Shifter<br />
The T&#8217;s<br />
Birds of Avalon<br />
Left Outlet<br />
Skullbuckle<br />
Steadham<br />
Magic Mike</p>
<p>Check out this video of Patty Hurst Shifter ripping it up at WeeseFest 08!</p>
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<p>Here is how I tear it up listening to The T&#8217;s (I&#8217;m the guy up front with a bald spot)</p>
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<p>Here is a Birds of Avalon Video for your viewing pleasure!</p>
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<p>I am happy to announce that <span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong><em>Magic Mike </em></strong></span>will be performing at WeeseFest 09!  If you&#8217;ve never seen his act, it is quite amazing, and has the potential to blow your mind!</p>
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		<title>new photo galleries up</title>
		<link>http://www.weesefest.com/?p=28</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>more Weese-isms on the net</title>
		<link>http://www.weesefest.com/?p=16</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 02:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[as found on ncscene.com
from Slim Jim
&#8220;As the Queen Bee of this party, If I puke, all bets are off&#8221;.
&#8220;I&#8217;ve eaten so much ass, everything tastes like ass.&#8221;
&#8220;i don&#8217;t hang with dogs with boners!&#8221; best weeseism of the night 5/14/06
http://www.ncscene.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-2691.html

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>as found on ncscene.com</p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #800000;">from Slim Jim</span></strong></p>
<p><em>&#8220;As the Queen Bee of this party, If I puke, all bets are off&#8221;.</em></p>
<p><em>&#8220;I&#8217;ve eaten so much ass, everything tastes like ass.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em>&#8220;i don&#8217;t hang with dogs with boners!&#8221; best weeseism of the night 5/14/06</em></p>
<p><a class="alignleft" title="Nc Scene" href="http://www.ncscene.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-2691.html" target="_blank">http://www.ncscene.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-2691.html</a><em><br />
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		<title>Weese-isms on the net</title>
		<link>http://www.weesefest.com/?p=13</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:56:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Indyweek.com:
07.03 WEESEFEST &#8216;08 @ THE POUR HOUSE
Walter Benton Weese is a Horniblows Tavern bartender, Pour House doorguy, undisputed Oak City arm-wrestling champ and July 3 birthday celebrant. He&#8217;s also known for his &#8220;Weese-isms,&#8221; according to the Pour House&#8217;s Chris Malarkey, which are the dumb/ funny/ profound things he says when, um, over-celebrating. This year&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #800000;">from Indyweek.com:</span></p>
<p><strong>07.03 WEESEFEST &#8216;08 @ THE POUR HOUSE</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><em>Walter Benton Weese is a Horniblows Tavern bartender, Pour House doorguy, undisputed Oak City arm-wrestling champ and July 3 birthday celebrant. He&#8217;s also known for his &#8220;Weese-isms,&#8221; according to the Pour House&#8217;s Chris Malarkey, which are the dumb/ funny/ profound things he says when, um, over-celebrating. This year&#8217;s birthday fest keys around &#8220;Weese in &#8216;08,&#8221; while past themes involved James Bond and mermaids—the latter due to Weese&#8217;s fixation with Ariel. (A healthy fixation, I&#8217;m sure.) Another of his likes leans toward guitar rock, as presented with just a hint of twang by Patty Hurst Shifter or a whiff of chaos by the T&#8217;s. American Aquarium, Left Outlet and Set to Sound round out this year&#8217;s Weesebill. $10/ 6 p.m. —Rick Cornell</em></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;"><a class="alignleft" title="Indy article" href="http://www.indyweek.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A260520" target="_blank">http://www.indyweek.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=oid%3A260520</a><em><br />
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		<title>Obamicon Weese</title>
		<link>http://www.weesefest.com/?p=11</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:47:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Welcome to Weesefest.com</title>
		<link>http://www.weesefest.com/?p=4</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 22:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Home of the Weese and home of Weesefest!  Soon you will find photos from Weesefest past events as well as future weesefest band announcements plus Weese himself will check in from time to time to tell us what he&#8217;s up to.
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